Creative Perfectionist Pillows

Decorating a column.

"Ghah, my thumb is in the picture..."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Bullseye!

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

Man and woman buying furniture.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Perfection

Poetry repairman

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose."

Writer

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"You're welcome."

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"Take away his brilliant prose, and he's just some depressed guy."

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

Social lens of the photojournalist

"Page 33, line 4..."

"Now you can send it."

Nancy had written more pages, but Andrew had stacked his more neatly.

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

Writers Block: "Day 24 and still no typewriter!"

"Dang it, my eyes were closed - take another one!"