Car Decoration Pillows

'Darren always has to go one better.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"Why would I put my name on my car?"

"So let me get this straight...the equality movement has basically doubled the number of crazy high school kids who secretly decorate cars in the middle of the night?"

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

"Perfect."

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

Dog Sticker Family

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

Useless car accessories.

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

"I'm looking for a GPS with Morgan Freeman's voice. Maybe my husband will listen to it."

Next time you buy a car, can you ask if it is self assembly?

Sailor and car

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

My child was Soup of the Day.

'I don't suppose you fellows know who did that to my car ...'

"Whoa! This car has mag wheels, custom swivel seats...an awesome sound system and state-of-the-art hydraulics!"

"Is it day or night, officer?"

The Magician world's version of Fluffy dice.

'I've been glamped!'

"You bought an airbrush?"

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.

Carpets and truckpets.

'Fins are back.'

'This should stop him from chasing our car.'

Big Man Baby On Board

"Dad, everyone is putting their names on their car! It's about being the coolest you can be!"

Ask Me About My Bumper.

"So you're turning this into a lowrider?"