Car Decoration Mugs

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"So let me get this straight...the equality movement has basically doubled the number of crazy high school kids who secretly decorate cars in the middle of the night?"

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

"Perfect."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

Dog Sticker Family

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

Useless car accessories.

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

Next time you buy a car, can you ask if it is self assembly?

My child was Soup of the Day.

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

Sailor and car

'I don't suppose you fellows know who did that to my car ...'

"Is it day or night, officer?"

"You bought an airbrush?"

The Magician world's version of Fluffy dice.

'I've been glamped!'

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.

Carpets and truckpets.

'Fins are back.'

Big Man Baby On Board

'This should stop him from chasing our car.'

"Dad, everyone is putting their names on their car! It's about being the coolest you can be!"

Ask Me About My Bumper.

"So you're turning this into a lowrider?"

Bunny Bumper Stickers

Car Bonnet Lady

Three Minor Examples of Excess in Modern Life

"We don't rely much on resumes anymore. We're more interested in your social media accounts, tattoos and bumper stickers."