Car Decorator Mugs

My child was Soup of the Day.

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

Carpets and truckpets.

"So let me get this straight...the equality movement has basically doubled the number of crazy high school kids who secretly decorate cars in the middle of the night?"

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"Perfect."

'I just couldn't think of the word poultry.'

'Nice smile.'

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

Dog Sticker Family

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

Formula One car models

"If cars are to go all electric by 2035 we have to make a few compromises."

"I don't think much of the new Post-Brexit model."

'If you think about it, automobiles haven't changed that much in a hundred years.'

'Ok, you invented the wheel, but what have you done for me lately?'

Eco-car - "We've put the exhaust on the inside!"

Next time you buy a car, can you ask if it is self assembly?

Bad Idea: Alcohol-Fueled, Self-Driving Cars

Have you two even agreed on a name for the prototype?

'Bob, don't turn the bumper into a horsey.'

'I heard you were going deer hunting so I camouflaged the car!'

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

The World's First and Last 5 Door Sedan.

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

Sailor and car

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

Decals and stickers for your bike.

'I don't suppose you fellows know who did that to my car ...'