Car Decoration Aficionado Mugs

Big Man Baby On Board

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

Dog Sticker Family

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

'I call it my bumper sticker.'

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

My child was Soup of the Day.

"I'll sue you for copyright infringement."

Spray painter.

'Darren always has to go one better.'

'It had to happen! They've made Top Gear into a costume drama!'

'I've been glamped!'

'Try to guess what colour your car is, Dad!'

Formula One Venice

"I won! My reader survey for Custom Cruiser Magazine was the first one returned! The editor is coming to town next week to take picture of my lowrider for the May issues."

"Never mind the porridge, someone's eaten the wallpaper paste."

Important dates in Latino history: Four years ago, lowrider cars changed history.

"So let me get this straight...the equality movement has basically doubled the number of crazy high school kids who secretly decorate cars in the middle of the night?"

Carpets and truckpets.

"So you're turning this into a lowrider?"

"Honk if you support us."

"Why would I put my name on my car?"

Good news. Fins are back in.

Ask Me About My Bumper.

Car Bonnet Lady

Bunny Bumper Stickers

"Reliability?? But what about the dunamic color combo and the satisfying exhaust notes?"

Three Minor Examples of Excess in Modern Life

"We don't rely much on resumes anymore. We're more interested in your social media accounts, tattoos and bumper stickers."