Quirky Car Decorator Mugs

Spotty Car/Spotty Petrol.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Filet minion

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Pinata Trophies

Yard Sale

The Hammer

"Can that be right?"

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

'It's a coffee-book table.'

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

Dare to be different.