Quirky Car Decorator Prints

Spotty Car/Spotty Petrol.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Filet minion

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Pinata Trophies

Yard Sale

The Hammer

"Can that be right?"

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

'It's a coffee-book table.'

Jackson Pollock the Spider

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"I'll bet there's a story there."

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."