Vehicle Decorator Mugs

'I've been glamped!'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"Perfect."

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

Dog Sticker Family

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

Sailor and car

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

Decals and stickers for your bike.

'I heard you were going deer hunting so I camouflaged the car!'

My child was Soup of the Day.

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

'I don't suppose you fellows know who did that to my car ...'

"Is it day or night, officer?"

"You know they're just plastic, and I know they're just plastic, but take them down."

"You bought an airbrush?"

'Darren always has to go one better.'

"Dad, everyone is putting their names on their car! It's about being the coolest you can be!"

Big Man Baby On Board

Carpets and truckpets.

"So let me get this straight...the equality movement has basically doubled the number of crazy high school kids who secretly decorate cars in the middle of the night?"

"I won! My reader survey for Custom Cruiser Magazine was the first one returned! The editor is coming to town next week to take picture of my lowrider for the May issues."

Ask Me About My Bumper.

Bunny Bumper Stickers

'I'm thinking of planting flowers and putting a picket fence from my door out to the highway ... how would that be?'

"Why would I put my name on my car?"

Car Bonnet Lady

"So you're turning this into a lowrider?"

"Ah...the open road."

Never buy a stereo bigger than your car!