Roadside Decorator Mugs

'I'm thinking of planting flowers and putting a picket fence from my door out to the highway ... how would that be?'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

A new meaning in the Roman

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

Bird family on top of birdhouse surveying back yard: 'This place has all the amenities, including a master bath in the yard by the Zinnias.'

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

Carlo Bing's Penne Lounge Chair

"I like your garden humans"

Early Signs of Spring - Your neighbor's wreath is turning a brighter yellow.

Decals and stickers for your bike.

Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.

Death helps with a broken down Hearse

My child was Soup of the Day.

'Sheila wanted a statue and I wanted a water feature so we compromised.'

Evolving Door.

Snowglobe In Summer

'I've been glamped!'

Easter Island Decorating

"Last year it was macrame, this year it's Christianity"

The real reason why 'the grass is always greener.'

Traffic Department Worker Pruning Traffic Lights.

Cat Plastic Canvas Decoration Hungry for Bird Plastic Canvas Decoration

"So let me get this straight...the equality movement has basically doubled the number of crazy high school kids who secretly decorate cars in the middle of the night?"

'We had a strand running down the middle of the front steps and some idiot walked on 'em.'

Water Gardening: A fountain is certain to provide endless delight.

Carpets and truckpets.

'Slow down George, I don't like the way that idiot is weaving all over the road.' (A guy on the road weaving a basket).

"Pull up past the armadillo."

'I believe birds prefer showers to baths...'

Man Painting Lines on the Road, as the Cars Drive Through.