Roadside Tidy-up Enthusiast Mugs

Traffic Department Worker Pruning Traffic Lights.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Raptures

Ironing day.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"Hello job security."

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

Anal Retentives Assoc.

Spring cleaning.

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

Decluttering. . .

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

New more powerful, furniture polish.

"This de-cluttering has gone too far dear."

'The upside of being unproductive is it allows you to have a very neat desk.'

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

'Don't forget to wipe your feet.'

'In every office there's always someone who didn't get the message.'

'Being married is a very expensive way to get your laundry done for free!'

"Tidy Tim."

'I did my part of house cleaning, now it's your time...it's shovel ready'

Death helps with a broken down Hearse

"Now, that's what I call a skyscraper!"

'We did consider furniture, but this way is just so much easier to vacuum.'

"Harry, I want a divorce. I've decided to de-clutter."

Street sweeper with an umbrella on his broom.