Roadside Tidy-up Enthusiast Pillows

Traffic Department Worker Pruning Traffic Lights.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Raptures

Ironing day.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"Hello job security."

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

Anal Retentives Assoc.

Spring cleaning.

Decluttering. . .

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

New more powerful, furniture polish.

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

"This de-cluttering has gone too far dear."

'The upside of being unproductive is it allows you to have a very neat desk.'

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

'In every office there's always someone who didn't get the message.'

'Don't forget to wipe your feet.'

"Tidy Tim."

"Now, that's what I call a skyscraper!"

Death helps with a broken down Hearse

'Being married is a very expensive way to get your laundry done for free!'

'I did my part of house cleaning, now it's your time...it's shovel ready'

Street sweeper with an umbrella on his broom.

'We did consider furniture, but this way is just so much easier to vacuum.'

"Harry, I want a divorce. I've decided to de-clutter."