Roadside Repair Hobbyist Pillows

Death helps with a broken down Hearse

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"Nap time."

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

"Moat? No - sump pump crapped out."

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

He spends all weekend under the stupid thing, but I don't think he's really fixing anything.

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

"Your engine is experiencing a lot of internal combustion right now. Here's the name of a good psychotherapist."

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

DIY store.

As icebergs form in the river, a man's house breaks up similarly

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

"Sir, you may find this book very helpful, too."

'D.I.Y. SAS.'

Four mechanics working on a car

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

'It was nothing serious, just bugs in your radiator grill.'

Deux Ex Mechanic

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."

Self-Serv: Patch the road yourself.

'Wouldn't it be funny if it was just out of gas?'

'That charge is for my accountant because this job is going to put me in a higher tax bracket.'

Acme Rubber Band Co.

'I've done most of it - You'll only need to put it together again and make it work.'

"Well I might have to come back and check it again but my initial idea is that you probably have a leak!"

Maybe we were supposed to use the stimulus money to fix the potholes by spending it.

We found the problem it's your alternator.