Roadside Repairs Pillows

"You've got to be kidding me! The one night of the year when I need them to be at the top of their game....and I get a flat!"

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

Road repair crew in denial ('Personally, I don't see a problem here.')

"Judging by all the parts that fell off our car, I must've have hit more potholes than I thought."

Roadie

Self-Serv: Patch the road yourself.

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."

"We can patch 'em, but you'd have to settle for half-decent intentions."

Cement Contractor Dreams

Death helps with a broken down Hearse

"Will it take you long to fix it ?.I have to be home in twenty minutes."

'Sorry I'm late. My van broke down and I didn't know how to fix it.'

Driver to tire salesman: 'I drive on a lot of rough roads. How much to pave the tires?'

"I never knew the moon had so many craters..."

'When you phoned and said you were having a breakdown, I thought you meant the car!'

"I thought it was an error. THE GPS said 'time to destination 23 months'."

Your tax $ at work...unless it's a weekend, one of 17 holidays or after 4 PM!

'Automobilia Now: Lemon and Lemonaid.

Traffic Department Worker Pruning Traffic Lights.

Cowboy spreading true grit on snow

Road works sign - 'Men working out'.

"I think that last cone was more than a warning."

'Can I hold it for a while?'

Roadside assistance

Sandtimer stuck in time measures rate at which road repairs are taking place.

Christmas Traffic Stop

"...I think I've flooded the carburettor!"