Roadside Repairs Gifts

"You've got to be kidding me! The one night of the year when I need them to be at the top of their game....and I get a flat!"

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

Road repair crew in denial ('Personally, I don't see a problem here.')

Self-Serv: Patch the road yourself.

Roadie

Death helps with a broken down Hearse

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."

"We can patch 'em, but you'd have to settle for half-decent intentions."

Cement Contractor Dreams

"Judging by all the parts that fell off our car, I must've have hit more potholes than I thought."

"Will it take you long to fix it ?.I have to be home in twenty minutes."

Driver to tire salesman: 'I drive on a lot of rough roads. How much to pave the tires?'

'Sorry I'm late. My van broke down and I didn't know how to fix it.'

"I never knew the moon had so many craters..."

Your tax $ at work...unless it's a weekend, one of 17 holidays or after 4 PM!

Maybe we were supposed to use the stimulus money to fix the potholes by spending it.

"I thought it was an error. THE GPS said 'time to destination 23 months'."

'When you phoned and said you were having a breakdown, I thought you meant the car!'

'Automobilia Now: Lemon and Lemonaid.

Cowboy spreading true grit on snow

Traffic Department Worker Pruning Traffic Lights.

"I think that last cone was more than a warning."

Road works sign - 'Men working out'.

'Can I hold it for a while?'

'Look through her purse and see if she has a Triple-A card.'

Roadside assistance

Christmas Traffic Stop

Sandtimer stuck in time measures rate at which road repairs are taking place.

"...I think I've flooded the carburettor!"