Roadside Maintenance Worker Gifts

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

Traffic Department Worker Pruning Traffic Lights.

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"He loves his leaf blower."

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

'Well, that's fixed that.'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

Clearing the castle's moat.

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

Men working (part time).

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

Time Clock

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'No it's still not fixed'

'If you could roll up your sleeves, go behind the screen and plaster the wall.'

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

'I think I found the problem.'

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

'My office is always open to you Charles, at least until maintenance repairs the door lock.'

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."