Roadside Caretaker Gifts

Adopt an off ramp.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Witch's Tow

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

"Luckily, my insurance covers roadside assistance."

"Did you forget to tell anyone to water the garden while we were away?"

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

"My husband would get out and change the tire, but he has a lug nut allergy."

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

"Is this Bart from Country Farm? This is Dan the Unrideable. Yep, happened again. "

'The good news is that it's only flat at the bottom.'

Woman gets a flat tire and waits for help.

'Well, there's your problem lady. Your car's blown an engine seal.'

"He's in charge of mowing... I mainly fertilize."

'Sorry I'm late. My van broke down and I didn't know how to fix it.'

"So, it's not the battery then."

'When you phoned and said you were having a breakdown, I thought you meant the car!'

"Psst - Evening News."

'Well, there is definitely water in the carburettor.'

"We forgot to get spark plugs -- I'll drive."

'I could remove the rust,but then what would you drive.'

Old people sign - Whatever

'Automobilia Now: Lemon and Lemonaid.

'Your call is important to us - please hold while we connect you to an advisor.'