Roadside Caretaker Gifts

Adopt an off ramp.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Witch's Tow

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

"Luckily, my insurance covers roadside assistance."

"My husband would get out and change the tire, but he has a lug nut allergy."

"Did you forget to tell anyone to water the garden while we were away?"

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

Bird Bathrooms

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

Woman gets a flat tire and waits for help.

'Well, there's your problem lady. Your car's blown an engine seal.'

'The good news is that it's only flat at the bottom.'

"Is this Bart from Country Farm? This is Dan the Unrideable. Yep, happened again. "

"He's in charge of mowing... I mainly fertilize."

'Sorry I'm late. My van broke down and I didn't know how to fix it.'

"So, it's not the battery then."

'Well, there is definitely water in the carburettor.'

"Psst - Evening News."

'When you phoned and said you were having a breakdown, I thought you meant the car!'

"We forgot to get spark plugs -- I'll drive."

"Yes, that's what I said; a towtruck and a rowboat."

'I could remove the rust,but then what would you drive.'

'Your call is important to us - please hold while we connect you to an advisor.'

'Automobilia Now: Lemon and Lemonaid.