Roadside Assistant Gifts

"I am roadside assistance!!!"

'Well, there is definitely water in the carburettor.'

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

"Hello? Roadside assistant? Well....promise to not laugh, okay?"

"Come on, keep blowing."

"Is this Bart from Country Farm? This is Dan the Unrideable. Yep, happened again. "

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Fresh picked baseballs.

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

"Shoulder work ahead"

Witch's Tow

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Do not pass.

Slow, Men at Work.

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

"Luckily, my insurance covers roadside assistance."

Man with Stop Signs.

'He believes in making a good impression.'

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

"I'll be right back. If you need anything, just holler."

"My husband would get out and change the tire, but he has a lug nut allergy."