Roadside Assistance Professional Gifts

"I think I must've called the AI by mistake."

'Sorry, miss, but I have to tow it. My repo-tation is on the line.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

Witch's Tow

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

Gas Pedal Sticking?

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

How Am I Driving?

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

'I'm afraid we need someone with a little more backbone for this position.'

"Luckily, my insurance covers roadside assistance."

"My husband would get out and change the tire, but he has a lug nut allergy."

'No zebras as yet. . .but we have had two school kids and a lollipop lady!'

'That is the bike lane...'

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

"Is this Bart from Country Farm? This is Dan the Unrideable. Yep, happened again. "

'The good news is that it's only flat at the bottom.'

'Remember...No hexing and driving!'

'Well, there's your problem lady. Your car's blown an engine seal.'

Woman gets a flat tire and waits for help.