Roadside Worker Gifts

Sven the Roadside Worker

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

Men working (part time).

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

"Shoulder work ahead"

Route 666.

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Witch's Tow

Fresh picked baseballs.

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Do not pass.

Trading Places.

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

Slow, Men at Work.

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

Road Test

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"