Roadside Worker Gifts

Sven the Roadside Worker

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

Men working (part time).

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Witch's Tow

Fresh picked baseballs.

Route 666.

"Shoulder work ahead"

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Do not pass.

Trading Places.

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Road Test

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

Slow, Men at Work.