Roadside Rescuer Gifts

"You've got to be kidding me! The one night of the year when I need them to be at the top of their game....and I get a flat!"

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

"I'd love to help, Judith, but I'm the one with the driver's license remember."

Golf Cart Punctures

"So, it's not the battery then."

Happy Hour

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Vigilante Dog

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Witch's Tow

Car Rides - Cats

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

'It was still pitch black when I left for work: I picked my son's toy barrel instead of mine...'

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

'His cask is empty, but he didn't bring the traveler back with him.'

"There's the remote!"

'Found her. Keeping her.'

"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

'He heard about inclusion and followed me here. Can he stay?'

"Luckily, my insurance covers roadside assistance."

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

Ski lodge health care team.