Roadside Assistance Worker Gifts

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

"Luckily, my insurance covers roadside assistance."

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Hello, is that the RAC?

Witch's Tow

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

'Call the auto club and have them send over another slave.'

Woman gets a flat tire and waits for help.

'Well, there's your problem lady. Your car's blown an engine seal.'

'Tow trunk lifting itself..'

"My husband would get out and change the tire, but he has a lug nut allergy."

'It won't start. I'll call vroom service.'

'Automobilia Now: Lemon and Lemonaid.

"The zip's jammed."

'Please don't be someone I know,,,'

"Or we could call triple A. . ."

"We forgot to get spark plugs -- I'll drive."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Men working (part time).

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Fresh picked baseballs.

Route 666.

"Shoulder work ahead"

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.