Roadside Assistance Technician Gifts

'I told you I'd find a way to change the flat without a jack!'

'The good news is that it's only flat at the bottom.'

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

'Your call is important to us - please hold while we connect you to an advisor.'

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

Nice park. . .

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Witch's Tow

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

Gas Pedal Sticking?

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

'I'm afraid we need someone with a little more backbone for this position.'

'Have you tried turning it off and on again?'

"Luckily, my insurance covers roadside assistance."

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

"My husband would get out and change the tire, but he has a lug nut allergy."

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

Woman gets a flat tire and waits for help.

'Well, there's your problem lady. Your car's blown an engine seal.'

"Is this Bart from Country Farm? This is Dan the Unrideable. Yep, happened again. "

"Will it take you long to fix it ?.I have to be home in twenty minutes."

"Does that app drain your battery?"

"Would you like the tires checked, also?"

"So, it's not the battery then."

'Well, there is definitely water in the carburettor.'

'When you phoned and said you were having a breakdown, I thought you meant the car!'

"Remember, back in the day, when you could at least pretend that you could fix something."

"We forgot to get spark plugs -- I'll drive."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders.