Roadside Assistance Operator Gifts

Get You Home Tow Truck.

Please Drove Carefully.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Better times ahead.

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Steep learning curve ahead.

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

Bedroom Traffic Control

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

"Shoulder work ahead"

Coastguard

Witch's Tow

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

Do not pass.

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Vehicles waiting at a crossing for a tradesman's spirit level to pass.

Slow, Men at Work.

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

Rescue Guide

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

"Luckily, my insurance covers roadside assistance."

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.