Road Service Worker Gifts

More Animal Grammar. Aardvark. AAA-rdvark. Road Service.

Please Drove Carefully.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Better times ahead.

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Steep learning curve ahead.

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Bedroom Traffic Control

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Men working (part time).

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

'I found another pothole.'

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

"Shoulder work ahead"

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Route 666.

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

Witch's Tow

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

Do not pass.

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Vehicles waiting at a crossing for a tradesman's spirit level to pass.

Slow, Men at Work.