Road Workers Gifts

'Men at Work' sign indicates that the workmen are sitting around smoking and drinking tea.

Route 666.

"I can't read, but I've seen that sign before! From what I can gather, it means that only one person can work at any one time..."

Men Not At Work Sign

Please don't pet me I'm working....

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

Men working (part time).

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

'I found another pothole.'

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

"Shoulder work ahead"

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

Coupler Counselling

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Do not pass.

Slow, Men at Work.

"Wow! You really pulled out all the stops."

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

Trading Places.

Road Test

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Self Serve Road Repair.