Road Workers T-Shirts

'Men at Work' sign indicates that the workmen are sitting around smoking and drinking tea.

Route 666.

"I can't read, but I've seen that sign before! From what I can gather, it means that only one person can work at any one time..."

Men Not At Work Sign

Please don't pet me I'm working....

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Men working (part time).

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

'I found another pothole.'

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

"Shoulder work ahead"

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

Coupler Counselling

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

Do not pass.

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

Personnel. You did high-tech work in this railroad job? It was a part-time position --- I was a semi-conductor.

Slow, Men at Work.

Road Test

"Wow! You really pulled out all the stops."

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

Trading Places.