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'Can I hold it for a while?'

'Put some beef into it, McAuliffe - you're flagging!'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Men working (part time).

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

'I found another pothole.'

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

"Shoulder work ahead"

Route 666.

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

Do not pass.

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Slow, Men at Work.

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

"Wow! You really pulled out all the stops."

Road Test

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Trading Places.

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

Self Serve Road Repair.

Man with Stop Signs.

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

'He believes in making a good impression.'