Road Construction Workers Gifts

A car takes a detour to the 'New Normal'.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

Timber preservation

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

'Big deal! -- anybody can build a prefab!'

Men working (part time).

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

You dope! Why would you build our home right next to a power plant?

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

'I found another pothole.'

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

"On your mark! Get set!"

"Shoulder work ahead"

'Storm'

Route 666.

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Do not pass.

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

Heavy Traffic.

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

Slow, Men at Work.

Trading Places.

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.