Road Construction Workers Gifts

A car takes a detour to the 'New Normal'.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

Timber preservation

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'Big deal! -- anybody can build a prefab!'

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Men working (part time).

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

'I found another pothole.'

"Shoulder work ahead"

Route 666.

"On your mark! Get set!"

'Storm'

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Heavy Traffic.

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

Do not pass.

Slow, Men at Work.

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

Trading Places.

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.