Road Work Gifts

"I think that last cone was more than a warning."

Road works sign - 'Men working out'.

Tiredness Kills - Take A Break.

'No,no,no! One man digs, one man supervises and the other two discuss football!'

Your tax $ at work...unless it's a weekend, one of 17 holidays or after 4 PM!

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Men working (part time).

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

'I found another pothole.'

"On your mark! Get set!"

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Route 666.

"Shoulder work ahead"

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Do not pass.

Slow, Men at Work.

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

"Wow! You really pulled out all the stops."

Trading Places.

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Road Test

Man with Stop Signs.