Road Work T-Shirts

"I think that last cone was more than a warning."

Road works sign - 'Men working out'.

Tiredness Kills - Take A Break.

'No,no,no! One man digs, one man supervises and the other two discuss football!'

Your tax $ at work...unless it's a weekend, one of 17 holidays or after 4 PM!

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Men working (part time).

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

'I found another pothole.'

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

"On your mark! Get set!"

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

Route 666.

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

"Shoulder work ahead"

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Do not pass.

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

Slow, Men at Work.

"Wow! You really pulled out all the stops."

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

Trading Places.