Roadwork T-Shirts

Man with Stop Signs.

A builder with a noisy jackhammer disturbs a statue.

'Well smooth is so easy guv, we thought we would try something a bit different.'

"He used to fix roads, now he fixes computers. I guess old habits are hard to break."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Danger: Men Thinking About Working Ahead

U.S. Transportation System

Roustabout.

Bored road worker painting a smilie face

Men resting.

Highway cone tepee.

Please don't pet me. I'm working.

'Give us a push mate, it won't start.'

'When is someone going to come up with a plan to fix these worn out roads.'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

'I found another pothole.'

"On your mark! Get set!"

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

Slow, Men at Work.

Road Test

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

'Oops! Maybe I should've put this sign out a little earlier.'

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

'The word form the street is buy asphalt.'

Winter Roadwork...

'Sure I have experience as a presser. I used to drive a steamroller.'

'I guess it's an improvement over the previous 'do-nothing' policy.'

Speed Limit 235

'Mark my words - this will be an eight-lane motorway in a few years time.'

Cement Contractor Dreams

Men at Work

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

Traffic cone tells bollard: 'It's a tough life ... always on the road.'

Caution Working Family