Road Works Gifts

Christmas Traffic Stop

Cement Contractor Dreams

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

'I found another pothole.'

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

Route 666.

"On your mark! Get set!"

"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

Road Test

Slow, Men at Work.

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Turning with mathematical precision.

Man with Stop Signs.

Theory #243 on how fossils were made.

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

Adopt a highway

Road repair crew in denial ('Personally, I don't see a problem here.')

'Men at Work' sign indicates that the workmen are sitting around smoking and drinking tea.

Winter Roadwork...

'The word form the street is buy asphalt.'

'Mark my words - this will be an eight-lane motorway in a few years time.'

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."

Speed Limit 235

'It's roadwork season. Are you an idiot?'

"We can patch 'em, but you'd have to settle for half-decent intentions."

Men resting.

Bored road worker painting a smilie face