Road Repair Gifts

'Before we closed the street and put up lights, it was a pothole.'

One solution for better roads...

"Judging by all the parts that fell off our car, I must've have hit more potholes than I thought."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

A DIY disaster.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

CLEAR!

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

The world's most unemployable family

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

Lazy plumber.

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

Bob’s Museum

"Never marry an engineer."

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'The only way to survive these days is to diversify.'

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

"Nap time."

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

Remote control car breakdown.

"On your mark! Get set!"