Road Repair Enthusiast Gifts

"I never knew the moon had so many craters..."

Roadworks in town

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Chris Froome

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'I found another pothole.'

"Nap time."

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

"Your engine is experiencing a lot of internal combustion right now. Here's the name of a good psychotherapist."

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

DIY store.

"Sir, you may find this book very helpful, too."

Four mechanics working on a car

"I'm done fixing your wheel, but these were left over when I got it put back together."

'D.I.Y. SAS.'

Winter Roadwork...

Self-Serv: Patch the road yourself.

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."

Deux Ex Mechanic

'It's roadwork season. Are you an idiot?'

'It was nothing serious, just bugs in your radiator grill.'

"Judging by all the parts that fell off our car, I must've have hit more potholes than I thought."

Death helps with a broken down Hearse

'Wouldn't it be funny if it was just out of gas?'

'Before I give you the bill, I'm supposed to ask if you'd like me to buy you dinner first.'

'That charge is for my accountant because this job is going to put me in a higher tax bracket.'

Acme Rubber Band Co.

'I've done most of it - You'll only need to put it together again and make it work.'