Car Repair Aficionado Gifts

'That's him! That's the one who charged me twice for the same repair!'

"Sounds like the problem is in the fan belt."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

"Nap time."

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

A 1950's Barber Shop

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

"Your engine is experiencing a lot of internal combustion right now. Here's the name of a good psychotherapist."

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

'I'm after a longer dipstick. This one doesn't reach the oil anymore.'

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

DIY store.

"Sir, you may find this book very helpful, too."

"I'm done fixing your wheel, but these were left over when I got it put back together."

'D.I.Y. SAS.'

Four mechanics working on a car

Warren was aware of his Carpenter Ant problem, but the sight of the Plumber Bee had him really concerned.

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

Self-Serv: Patch the road yourself.

'I always wash it before applying the turtle wax.'