Auto Repair Enthusiast Gifts

"The right front tire needs are. It's digging up the pavement pretty bad."

Car Repairs.

'Tow trunk lifting itself..'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Take me to your mechanic."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

Nice park. . .

"The blow drier is broken."

"Was it a fuse?"

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

"Nap time."

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

'Nice smile.'

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

A 1950's Barber Shop

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'