'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'
Auto Repair Aficionados Gifts
Looking for a gift for the auto repair aficionado in your life? Whether they’re a seasoned mechanic or someone who loves working on their own car, our selection of fun and thoughtful products celebrates their passion. From humorous mugs to witty t-shirts, each item captures their garage spirit and love of fixing things. Surprise them with a gift that makes their workshop or daily routine more enjoyable and shows off their auto enthusiasm.
Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t
'Are we nearly there yet?'
"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."
My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.
It's only firing on 87 cylinders!
'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'
Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.
Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.
'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'
"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"
"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"
"Perfect."
"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"
Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.
Dog wiping windscreen with tail
Nice park. . .
"Nap time."
"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."
'Nice smile.'
'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'
A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.
Shoe Repair and Pest Control.
"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"
Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.
The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!
Chicken Road Crossing
Self driving car containing a baby elephant
'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'
'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'
QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT
"Your engine is experiencing a lot of internal combustion right now. Here's the name of a good psychotherapist."
'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'
"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."
'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'
Auto Repair Aficionados Gifts Collection
Auto Repair Aficionados Mugs
Explore our full range of auto repair gifts, including mugs that add a humorous touch to their morning routine.
Auto Repair Aficionados Pillows
Discover cozy pillows with auto repair motifs—ideal for garages or living rooms of car enthusiasts.
Auto Repair Aficionados Prints
Browse our collection of witty auto repair prints to personalize their workshop or garage with a creative flair.
Auto Repair Aficionados T-Shirts
Find the perfect auto repair-themed t-shirt to showcase their mechanic’s spirit and sense of humor.