Auto Repair Aficionado Gifts

'Well, for starters, I think it's about time for an alignment job.'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Ed's Auto Repair

'That charge is for my accountant because this job is going to put me in a higher tax bracket.'

"Nap time."

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

I got a car for the weekend!

"Yep, flooded."

"Your engine is experiencing a lot of internal combustion right now. Here's the name of a good psychotherapist."

"How many auto parts stores do you think there are in this state?"

"It's a minor surgery, but it will finance a major repair on my wife's mercedes."

'It was nothing serious, just bugs in your radiator grill.'

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

Hank's Auto Repair - "Good news it turns out it was just your battery"

Four mechanics working on a car

'You'll have to take your hybrid somewhere else. We only service real cars here.'

"Mr. Whipple, I'm afraid I have some rather bad news!"

Your old battery doesn't recharge like it used to. I know just how it feels.

We found the problem it's your alternator.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

A 1950's Barber Shop

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'

When did you last have your oil changed?

"If you need a muffler...I suggest this Einstein model."

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'