Auto Repair Hobbyist Gifts

'This is the third time I had to replace the clutch.' - 'Don't blame me, I neve use it .'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Bob’s Museum

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

"Was it a fuse?"

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"The blow drier is broken."

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

"Nap time."

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

"Yes, Mr. Willis, it's definitely rising damp."

DIY store.

"I'm done fixing your wheel, but these were left over when I got it put back together."

Four mechanics working on a car