Auto Repair Hobbyist Prints

'This is the third time I had to replace the clutch.' - 'Don't blame me, I neve use it .'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Bob’s Museum

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

"Was it a fuse?"

"The blow drier is broken."

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

"Nap time."

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

"Moat? No - sump pump crapped out."

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

He spends all weekend under the stupid thing, but I don't think he's really fixing anything.

"Your engine is experiencing a lot of internal combustion right now. Here's the name of a good psychotherapist."

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

"Yes, Mr. Willis, it's definitely rising damp."

DIY store.

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

"I'm done fixing your wheel, but these were left over when I got it put back together."