Auto Repair Enthusiasts Prints

"Do you play the Lottery, Guv?"

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

Nice park. . .

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

"Nap time."

'Nice smile.'

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

A 1950's Barber Shop

Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasal spray instead of super glue!

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you installed it.'

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'