"Do you play the Lottery, Guv?"
Auto Repair Enthusiasts Gifts
Searching for the ideal gift for someone passionate about auto repair? Our collection of clever, humor-filled items features designs that celebrate their love for cars and fixing engines. Whether they’re a professional mechanic or a weekend tinker, these products add personality and fun to their everyday routines. Find mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that capture their automotive enthusiasm with a humorous twist. Give a gift that fuels their passion and keeps their spirits high on and off the clock.
Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t
'Are we nearly there yet?'
"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."
My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.
It's only firing on 87 cylinders!
Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.
Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)
Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.
'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'
"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"
"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"
"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"
"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"
'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'
Car wash / Mouth wash
Nice park. . .
Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.
"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."
'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'
"Nap time."
"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"
A 1950's Barber Shop
'Nice smile.'
"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."
The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!
'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'
Shoe Repair and Pest Control.
"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."
"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."
A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.
Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasal spray instead of super glue!
"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."
'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'
It says, "In lieu of gifts, please consider a donation to the automaker of your choice." Invite!
Auto Repair Enthusiasts Gifts Collection
Auto Repair Enthusiasts Mugs
Discover our full range of auto repair enthusiast mugs—perfect for brightening up mornings with a dash of humor and a whole lot of personality.
Auto Repair Enthusiasts Pillows
Check out our range of auto repair enthusiast pillows—perfect for adding a fun, automotive touch to any cozy space.
Auto Repair Enthusiasts Prints
Browse our automotive-themed prints—ideal for decorating garages, workshops, or adding a quirky element to their home decor.
Auto Repair Enthusiasts T-Shirts
Explore our collection of auto repair enthusiast t-shirts—mixing humor, style, and your passion for cars into everyday wear.