Home Repair Hobbyist Prints

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'I found the clog.'

"Well I might have to come back and check it again but my initial idea is that you probably have a leak!"

Sometimes I wonder if working on the house is his way of avoiding meaningful conversation.

'There's a hole in the wall and that was the cheapest sign I could find.'

As icebergs form in the river, a man's house breaks up similarly

'I should get this remote control looked at.'

'Have you been fiddling with the tv again?'

'See! I told you the roof needed repairing.'

"Moat? No - sump pump crapped out."

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Bob’s Museum

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

"The blow drier is broken."

"Was it a fuse?"

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasal spray instead of super glue!

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

"Yes, Mr. Willis, it's definitely rising damp."

"No, it's not a Rorscach test, it's a really nasty damp patch."

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

'This time you hold the nail!'

I'd like to help, ma'am, but your dishwasher came with a "do not resuscitate" order.