Repair Hobbyist Gifts

'We found the squeak in your car, Mr Disney.'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Bob’s Museum

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"The blow drier is broken."

"Was it a fuse?"

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

"Moat? No - sump pump crapped out."

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'

Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasal spray instead of super glue!

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

"Yes, Mr. Willis, it's definitely rising damp."

DIY store.

"Yes, I know how to fix it! I watched a 12 year-old do it on a YouTube video."

I'd like to help, ma'am, but your dishwasher came with a "do not resuscitate" order.

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

"Sir, you may find this book very helpful, too."

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

As icebergs form in the river, a man's house breaks up similarly

'D.I.Y. SAS.'