Car Repair Hobbyist Gifts

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

"Find the drain plug?"

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"Nap time."

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

DIY store.

Four mechanics working on a car

"I'm done fixing your wheel, but these were left over when I got it put back together."

As icebergs form in the river, a man's house breaks up similarly

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

"Sir, you may find this book very helpful, too."

'It was nothing serious, just bugs in your radiator grill.'

Deux Ex Mechanic

Death helps with a broken down Hearse

'Wouldn't it be funny if it was just out of gas?'

'That charge is for my accountant because this job is going to put me in a higher tax bracket.'

Acme Rubber Band Co.

'Before I give you the bill, I'm supposed to ask if you'd like me to buy you dinner first.'

'I've done most of it - You'll only need to put it together again and make it work.'

"Today, we're learning how to change a flat tire."

"Well I might have to come back and check it again but my initial idea is that you probably have a leak!"