Car Repair Hobbyist Pillows

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

"Find the drain plug?"

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"Nap time."

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'

"Moat? No - sump pump crapped out."

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

"Your engine is experiencing a lot of internal combustion right now. Here's the name of a good psychotherapist."

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

He spends all weekend under the stupid thing, but I don't think he's really fixing anything.

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

DIY store.

"Sir, you may find this book very helpful, too."

'D.I.Y. SAS.'

"Yes, I know how to fix it! I watched a 12 year-old do it on a YouTube video."

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

"I'm done fixing your wheel, but these were left over when I got it put back together."

Four mechanics working on a car

As icebergs form in the river, a man's house breaks up similarly

Death helps with a broken down Hearse

'It was nothing serious, just bugs in your radiator grill.'

Deux Ex Mechanic

'Wouldn't it be funny if it was just out of gas?'

'That charge is for my accountant because this job is going to put me in a higher tax bracket.'

'Before I give you the bill, I'm supposed to ask if you'd like me to buy you dinner first.'

Acme Rubber Band Co.

'I've done most of it - You'll only need to put it together again and make it work.'