Auto Repair Enthusiast Pillows

"The right front tire needs are. It's digging up the pavement pretty bad."

Car Repairs.

'Tow trunk lifting itself..'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Take me to your mechanic."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

Nice park. . .

"Was it a fuse?"

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

"The blow drier is broken."

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

"Nap time."

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

A 1950's Barber Shop

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

'Nice smile.'

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."