Auto Repair Aficionados Pillows

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"Perfect."

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

Nice park. . .

"Nap time."

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

'Nice smile.'

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

Chicken Road Crossing

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."