Auto Repair Lover Pillows

'Have you got a car which goes with this?'

"Take me to your mechanic."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Car Dentistry.

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Support groups for car repairs.

Psychic Car Mechanics.

"It's your oil.....it needs a new car!"

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

"Nap time."

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

"It's worse than I thought."

When did you last have your oil changed?

Acme Flyswatters.

Psychic car mechanics.

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

'Oh I could fix it for under fifty bucks, but I just couldn't live with myself knowing that someday you might need a whole new engine.'

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'