Repair Enthusiast Pillows

DIY store.

'I've done most of it - You'll only need to put it together again and make it work.'

Let me guess...reliable, fast technician!

"We can't tell yet if it's a malfunction or a dysfunction."

Doll Hospital: All insurance plans accepted.

Deux Ex Mechanic

"We found the reason for that 'whining' noise, someone had left TalkRadio playing."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Tool Box

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

Fixing the TV.

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Bob’s Museum

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

"Was it a fuse?"

"The blow drier is broken."

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

'I think I found the problem.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

"Nap time."

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.